My beloved, expensive, nonstick griddle
He is unrepentant because “it was the right shape” for cutting pizza.
Submitted by: Jessica
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He is unrepentant because “it was the right shape” for cutting pizza.
Submitted by: Jessica
He had to grow a mucking mustache for our engagement weekend, engagement party weekend and engagement photos.
Submitted by: Anna
My car apparently needed “work” done. The fact that she worked perfectly before my petrol head husband got hold of it was irrelevent but apparently, the fact that she is still in pieces in a garage 5 years later, is also irrelevent.
Needless to say - My husband is not even allowed to change a radio station in my car now!
Submitted by: Carole
My husband was needlessly playing with my phone (I say needlessly because we have the EXACT same phone). He was on the screen where you enter the pin and just randomly hit numbers over and over again. He handed me my phone with a concerned look and a message on it that said, “WARNING! after one more incorrect try, your phone’s data will be erased.” I PANICKED and put my debit card pin in by mistake. All of my contacts, texts, pictures, etc. were erased as promised. Thanks, hun.
Submitted by: Leigh E.
My other half decided that his meat and potato pie he made took too long to heat through in the oven so he decided to place the casserole dish DIRECTLY onto the electric hob. When I caught him at it and shouted at him for being a moron he merely placed it in the oven in the same dish. It exploded about 10 minutes later…
Submitted by: Hayley
This morning my husband didn’t look as he pulled out of the drive way and the side of the garage took off the mirror.
He tried to blame me and said that I parked the car funny, but I parked the car in the same place I always park the car and he was just not paying attention.
He says we won’t be able to fix it for a few weeks… well, sorry sweetie. That is my name on the insurance for the car, and on the car, not your name. So, if it won’t be fixed and safe to drive, then it won’t be driven until it is going to the shop to be fixed!
Have fun on the Bus!
Submitted by: Jessie Hegwood
After 2 seasons of little league, my son decided he wanted to play 1st base. My husband took him to the ball field to practice catching on 1st. The first ball he threw at him hit him right on the nose. CRACK!
Submitted by: Jessica
“Honey the glass hidden BEHIND the compost container has my earrings in it to soak.” I had 8 earrings, graduated .75-.25 carat. I’d worn them for almost 30 years.
A couple hours later, my wonderful husband cleans the kitchen. The garbage disposal sounds like a train.
We managed to find some of the gold, but of course the stones were gone.
Submitted by: Susan
Ruined my computer desk. It is overloaded with so many boxes of sports cards. Notice the computer on the kids chair near the floor? Yeah…..its a eye sore when people come over. Oh yes, the wall of cards is in my living room.
PS had to use cell phone camera because daughter broke my camera lens.
Submitted by: Jennifer
While trying to weed whack the yard my husband got too close to the sliding glass patio door. We listened to it crack for 30 minutes.
Submitted by: Leslie
